It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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