David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So here I am, sexting at work.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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