This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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