i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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