so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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