yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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