oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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