i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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