we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
