went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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