We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
When are your genitals available?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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