Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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