that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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