.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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