She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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