So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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