she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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