hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
tell me about the eggs
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