Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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