I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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