every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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