glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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