yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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