Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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