JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
