then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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