We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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