Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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