There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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