My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sober January is a disaster.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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