Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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