I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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