When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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