too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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