The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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