Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The power of my boobs compel you
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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