That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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