theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
