A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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