Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
