I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
In America we eat man semen.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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