S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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