One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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