Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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