ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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