I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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