His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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