i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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