My hair reeks of homosexuality.
they need to just BURY HIM!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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