He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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