I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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