How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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