did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Randomize