ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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