This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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