She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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