Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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